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A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?". The dude replies "A 2001 Turbo BeepB

Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects. Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic.

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes y

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants ! Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree ! How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling ! What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet ! What do you get if you cross an elepha

A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife. He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky. Husband thinks: She must have reached there. *************** Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote. *************** Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end

What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon? Kodaa Lee According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake? Ana Lee Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala Adima Lee Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel Kaira Lee Bruce Lee favorite vegetable? Thakkaa Lee What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him? Nilavi Lee What is Bruc